Just in case you were thinking of an Outdoor Wedding Hans!
maybe think again
Feel free to congradulate the man...
Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Too Much Time.....?
When asked why she did this to her brand new fone....she said - "I was bored the other day".
I reckon that was a fair enuff answer.
Dapper or Slapper??
Does any one out there know where the line between street le chic and trailorpark androgeny really is? ive been looking for it for ages and all i got was this lousy scalf?
edit by plc:
fuck that little emo bitch. suck my balls faggot
i wish u were dead
fuck u
who says i have a problem with hate?
If only we were all this smart...
Found this online somewhere, with all the stuff that's been going on at the moment i thought it needed to be shared... rdj
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, we were all over each other and just when I was ready to pound nails through two inch plywood she looks up at me and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Disposable Society..
Links are shit yeah.. but this one is worth checkin.
http://www.experimentaljetset.nl/lostformats/01.html
Scroll on kids..
Memories from the Pinnacle...
Quiz Night -AK:NZ 2002, maybe?
shit was mad intense son, the first prize was a $150 drink card and second last won a drink card too. u know how much i like drink cards. we never won but, when we knew we had no chance we would aim for second last and would ALWAYS come last.
Heres Jazmo in the heat of the quiz
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
POSITIVE 'CHI'
After Australia's lost to Italy...I needed to vent. Instead of hooliganism, I resorted to...
Stash position #156 - 'THE CRANE'
Introducing The High Roller: Woz Motherfucking $!!!!!!
Right here is the main man behind Melbourne! When he isn't taking his private Jets to D-Town, Sipping the finest aged Scotches and hitting the maddest hoes, He's here chilling at CLICK CLICK! The dude is 5yrs ahead of everything, He even supplies me with music!!!
Note: Cup is actually a Crystal tumbler and that aint Juice or Beer, it be the Krissy Kris Kristal!! He doesnt care if jigga gave up the goods, more for him!!
Anyways new mix is up enjoy peeps:
CWD Dattebayo Mix #3 - 26-6-06 - 42 Megs - 36mins
1. REMY MA Everday Im Fuckgin Him
2. JUELZ SANTANA Oh Yes
3. MANNISH MAN Chill
4. 8BALL & MJG Relax & Take Notes
5. RICK ROSS Blow
6. LUPE FIASCO Kick Push Juicy Remix
7. YOUNG CASH Uno Dos
8. RICH BOY f/SNOOP Break A Nigga Off
9. LUDACRIS Stand Up (Aristocrat Remix)
10. FONZWORTH BENTLEY Since I Was 9
11. LADY SOVEREIGN Gatheration
12. YING YANG TWINS Wiggle Than Move
13. PUBLIC ENEMY Bring The Noise (Aristocrat Remix)
14. M.I.A. Pull Out The People (Pro Ho Remix)
15. JOKERS OF THE SCENE Juggle It
16. COUSIN COLE All Over My Head
17. ARISTOCRAT Nerd Anthem
18. CIARA Get U
19. NELLY FURTADO Glow
20. YEAHYEAHYEAHS Gold Lion (Diplo Remix)
21. BONDE DE ROLE Melo De Tabaco (Jokers Of The Scene Remix)
22. JUtiCE Waters Of What You Know
23. SCENARIO ROCK Skitzo Dancer (MSTRKRFT Remix)
24. DIGITAL MYSTIKZ Earth In A Hot
Postcard from fed sq
WC @ Fed Sq just aint gonna be the same no more. All I can say is that I'm happy for the bookies.
Had a couple of hours sleep and woke up to this...
Monday, June 26, 2006
Proddy of the day
Yo muthafuckin Ho!
New toke tote now in.
Calf skin leather with zip enclosure
Puff puff give muthafuckers!
GET AT ME
Saturday, June 24, 2006
live at the schoolyard
Here's a link to a vid of a fight that took place at my cousin's school. You know youtubes blown the hell up when lame scraps at the school a few blocks away from you gets put up on the webternet. Don't know who put this package together but whoever put a Hilary Duff track over the closing credits gets my vote for cornball of the year. Joint runner ups goes to those two boys.. lemme get this straight - they do not represent D-town!!! ha ha ha
Party at the hizee.
If anyone is in town, we are having a Shutting down party at the shop. Thurday 29th June. 6pm till late. Come down for a drink some tunes and some tears... Lotta people coming. Check it out. Gifted. Out.
Fuck computers....
Oh and stuff a bear while ur at it!
Usb's are the new Cassette Drive's...Keep up..
Friday, June 23, 2006
Don't u just love cops?
My best mate and I decided to rebuild a Mazda RX3 together. It's been almost 4 long years full of head fucks, lots of $$$$ and time wasters. Finally two weeks ago the beast was ready to go for a spin. Peep the pic of the car above. My mate took it out earlier this week and the boys in blue pulled him over only to christen the car with a canary. FUCK!!!
Got off quite lightly, so shouldn't complain about it.
Peace!
Spank Ro x Sydney x SeeDub
so yeah shit has been quiet on the "seedub" front, i have been busy rockgin shit(re: spank rock @ espy, my 30min warm up set turned into 1.25 hrs.. HOT DAMN i say!!) and partyin up as per normal, new mix out by end of this weekend with bangers that will make josh even like heheh.
im up to sydney on 14th to 16th, then for ro shambo on 29th, but in between there may be something else "on the hush" that will make peeps freak out!! ca-lea-ritell?? thats all im saying!
leave some really bad comments if i dont have the mix done by sunday(that means you thommy!!). so yeah anyways the flyer yeah, im playing, its mitsubishi mans bday jumpoff so we will be playing his theme song "hustlin" all night long!! oh and if they have a mic, it will be game on too!! if your in melbourne pop down and no you dont need your mascara, despite what pete says, hey if woz comes down i cant see why you cant, stop sippin on the haterade.. you never know we'll hook you up with some 17yo!! hahaah
did i mention that i love sydney?? just dont mention this to my ex-ex....
(i hate stalkers!!!)
downloads you know you need(right clicky clicky!!):
Nelly Furtado & Ricky Ross "Promiscous Remix"
Rick Ross "Hustlin (Benzi Refix)"
Ying Yang Twins - Wiggle Then Move (Prod. by Collipark)
Rich Boy's "Break A Nigga Off"
Remy Ma - Everday I'm F**king Him "
yeah no worries seedub. haha thanks an peace.
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Proddy of the day
REEEESTOCK!!
Hooded dresses now in stock
Let the other bitches know whats up!
GET AT ME
Hits from the horn
back by no deamand, the j5 wallpaper. tile this shit!
wanna see this allover print on a tee?
email Provider and tell them how much u want it or u'll kick chris in the nuts yo
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Ravers For The Homies
Via Australian Rozie. Last Frigid. 10 years of electronic madness. At the end, we represent all rep the Homies...
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
B-more = B-oring?
nah, just jokes
Got horn?
Thankyou sin city!!
can we get some photos up in this bitch?
What about a DJ Thommy mixtape? a career as a stripclub DJ, is in the bag
ritchie rocks my world yo!
Monday, June 19, 2006
Fed Square this morning was some crazy shit. 4am in the morning and the city looked like this.
Been slacking off on the blog these days, too busy World cuppin! The air-horns, flares and drums were cool. However, the ground level commentary was priceless.
Quotes of the night
Wog girl #21371 "Oh my god. I so wanna f**king ride him. He is so hot!" (When the camera zoomed in on Mark Viduka after he botched yet another pass)
Wog boy #87271 "He is a gun. He is a gun. He is such a gun. No, wait. He's a machine gun. A f**king bazooka." (Following a easy save made by Mark Schwarzer)
'Fast' food anyone?
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
SSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Some of you may have seen this...before if not... its called "silent library" and a slapping machine is a beautiful thing
i've seen a few episodes of the "silent library" now .. there are links on the youtube page.
oh and the hater has been informed.
Stoop of the day
Give him a hug!
or equally good buy his music here
CWD gets his PROPS. good taste in tees? fuck yeah, i heard he had a puffy tee yo
can someone invite the hater?
sorry mate!
I'm still riding the wave of euphoria following Australia's triumph over Japan. Really not feeling all these Australiasians jockriding Team Japan. Ungrateful bastards!
Here's a kinda amusing article about Japanese fans fighting amongst one another, with some accusing each other of smiling even though Japan lost. It's only football kids!!! ha
Get your trivia on and read up on the history of the soccer ball as well as the ball that's being used at this year's World Cup. The ball differs from previous designs in having just 14 curved panels, rather than the 32 that has been standard since the 1970 World Cup. In another first, the panels are bonded together rather than stitched. It is claimed to be rounder and to perform more uniformly regardless of where it is hit, and being almost waterproof.
Marais have a half price sale that started yesterday. It doesn't officially start until the 19th so you've gotta mention it to the staff. Get your avant garde steez on.
Interesting research paper that tracks all the brands that have been name-dropped in Top 20 Billboard songs. Unsurprisingly, the entrants within the Top 10 include Mercedes, Nike, Hennessy and LV. Biggest name dropping artiste honours goes to Fiddy, Luda and the Game.
Kostas will be in Melbourne tomorrow night to launch his new exhibition at Someday Gallery.
Thought provoking article which asserts that 2012 to 2018 is the time when the power structure of the world, much of which dates from World War II, is likely to crumble.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
See these ice creams?!?!
When times get tough in the ghetto, one commodity is coverted above all others. for nearly 3 decades, poor old crack cocaine has suffered the blame, not to mention the most debilitating proverbial dis' to its rep from authorities world over. the indians are smoking their peace pipes, isrealites are on an unrelenting acid pilgrimages to asia, the saudi's are sniffin anthrax, the spanish love that hashish and the dutchies love their mushies. but apparently all the niggers want is a bit a vanilla-choc! get ya gaytimes while ya still can!!
Looking to buy bmx cruiser...
I was looking for a bmx cruiser the other day, and of course you check the feedback.
Hilarious.
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Stoop of the day
The Great vodka spree of 2006
where vodka flowed like wine
windows were smashed
rosaries were snatched
and i lay in the gutter
brokern glass everywhere
Friday, June 09, 2006
Gus !
This is Mason Camo's Bichir(polypterus delhezi) called Gus. This fish x crocdile hybrid thing is still doing what it did 2,000,000,000 years ago, fucking shit up. It sneaks up on its prey (fish) and attacks it full cs style chomping it in two! The sound of this is so great that it can be heard in about a 5 metre vicinity!! If you know where to look hard enough you can have one too!(here ya go woz $!)
Yeah so i had a whole heap of new music and some stuff i just wanted to hear in a mix so here it is, i was real bummed out the way it turned
out too, i guess just over critical cuz i like that shit tight, here is "dattebayo 2", im trying to squeeze as many songs as i can in 35mins
i ended up with 24(actually 26 + 2 x remixes of pro.girl) so yeah have a listen, I know some of the mixes are a bit off, but if youve heard me live
then it dont really matter, oh yeah i have an excuse too, i spun at lucy Lui's party on sat night and was a lil innebriated and left one of my butter rugs there, so i bought some new ones and i hadnt "broke em" in yet.
DATTEBAYO MIX #2 d/l here! (39meg)
1. Promiscious Girl - Nelly Furtado(original + sik remix + ?)
2. Encore - Jay-Z (Catchdubs Remix)
3. Tell Me When To Go - E-40 (rawdeluxeshitmix)
4. Black Sheep - Jonny Blaze
5. Bounce That - Girl Talk
6. This Is Crazy - Chris Cole
7. Gyrate - Da Musicianz
8. Stand Up Tall - My Gay Husband
9. Maneater - Nelly Furtado
10. Thank Me With Your Hands - MSTRKRFT
11. Paris - MSTRKFT
12. Dippin On Chrome - So Fresh
13. Rock Bottom - Pitbull
14. Where You At? - Tyte Work
15. Nike Airs, Crisp Tee's - Rick Ross
16. Respect My Fresh - Kinfolk
17. Good Googly Moogly - Project Pat
18. Ridin High - Dre feat. Rick Ross
19. Run Tell The DJ - R. Prophet
20. Neva Eva - My Gay Husband
21. If You Scared - Hatian Fresh
22. Bumpin On My Block - Ray j feat. Scarface
23. I'm Da Man - E-40
24. Re-Up Anthem - Clipse
Last thing too, if you havent bought A-trak's "Live from vancouver mix" from september 2005, here it is for you to d/l here and peep here while your waiting for it.
Thursday, June 08, 2006
50% OFF. Last Day Saturday.
Ok Last Days. Gratuitious plug. COME NOW if you're in Sin City and buy more shit! Come on!
Honkies.
Yo Woz, sorry, still got nothing for you to read, but you better watch out on your next proddy run in HK. You may run into this fella. And man does he wanna f$%k this guy up.
Stoop of the day
Chronic where u at?
YO, im making jeans all weekend, if u want a pair get at me.
cup of coffee anyone?
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
blah
New Lily Allen mixtape is out. It's a fresh smorgasboard of her own original material mixed in with choice tracks that genre hop from grime and folk to 2-step (!) and Japanese rnb.
Interesting interview with Joe D admitting the Darko pick was a f**k up and of the plans for Detroit coming into the 06/07 season
Could the NBA be on the verge on mounting a comeback? I thought this season's playoffs were the most exciting in recent memory. Apparently, this season's attendance levels were the highest in league history.
Still on the bball tip, $ is on the next cover of SLAM. First time he's been interviewed by SLAM too.
According to University of Queensland scientists, people are more 'easily persuaded' after a cup of coffee. Their conclusions sound pretty flimsy though.
That's it for now. To use some corporate terminology on you lurkers, gotta 'step up' and 'add value'...ha. You guys have got nothin for me to f**kin read!
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Vice Sux
Damn. Only reason I wanted to play a vice party was to see Spank Rock. But now they got me playing when Spankro is on stage in the other room. This sux. FAAAAAARKKKKK!!!!
Monday, June 05, 2006
For your crunk outing
For those chilly Melbourne winters (freeeeking cold in Sin City as well), forget the all-over print craze gripping the states. keep it real with one of these numbers. Don't do it if you're a messy eater though, Cop the Black T instead.
Sunday, June 04, 2006
a few quick links
The latest Dangerdoom collab, Occult Hymn EP, is up for download. It's solid but there's no serious fireworks a la Madvillainy. Can't wait for Madvillainy 2 to drop later this year.
The Premo x Christina Dirrrty Aguilera collabo is finally out. It real dusty and throwback , sounding more like a Mark the 45 King or Muro joint. It's surprising to think that dude sounded real progressive when he was on the come up (e.g. Manifest). Nonetheless, the stop start horn stabs are kinda addictive and I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up being the biggest single of Premo's career.
Trailer to the Ghostrider flick starring Nic Cage and Eva Mendes is here. Obviously, this Marvel comic adaptation was shot in Melbs for a good few months last year. The CGI looks sub-standard and Cage has never been convincing as a action hero. Might peep it anyway since they shot a few scenes near my old office and my bus stop.
Saturday, June 03, 2006
I'm in love with a...
Ok to celebrate the tour of Spank Rock in australia in 2 weeks time, a lovely friend of mine has sent me these links from a live show of his @ Notting Hill Arts Club in London. The set seems very short and not very polished (to my ears), so hopefully the Aus live show will be a lil bit different(?), hopefully hustle some cdr's off the BaltimoreBassConnection crew there as well. Is anyone with me that the only good tracks are the ones that feature Amanda Blank? That is wifey material right there! Her flows are so sick(peep the double time gutta trash mouth flow on "Bump" Big Sime knows what i'm talking about).
Also in the pipeline for tours to Oz from the Bmore scene are Aaron La Crate(Milkcrate Athletics) & (aforementioned) Amanda Blank. So "shotgun" marriage proposals!!!
01 - Bump
02 - Competition
03 - Rick Rubin
04 - BBC Interlude
05 - Put That Pussy On Me
06 - Sweet Talk
07 - Backyard Betty
heres the details for the melbourne gig:
When: Thursday, June 15, 2006
Time: 8:00 - late
Line-up: 'Spank Rock + Evet Jean (Opulent), DJ Woody', CWD.
Cost: $20 + BF
I've got a whole heap of new dirty south and bmore bangers too, i'll link that ish on the next blog.
I'm out. Have to play a favela rock house party in an hr, im still hurting from last night.
To all the girls i loved before
im so sorry...
my favourite song of all time:
Let Me Watch- MF Doom + Apani B Fly
"Miss you a lot, yo"
Friday, June 02, 2006
Bro-mance. Series 1 No.3
My homies Will from Opulent and Cotterell Jnr. (an ongoing Bro-mance project) Rep Fitz hard. They be the Brothers from Diff Mothers. Look close. Love it. Why is this look-a-like thing so Melbourne centric?
It's the shoes season 1
It's gotta be the shoes.............
episode 3:
episode 4: dwayne wade / russell simmons / flight club new york en meer
episode 5: quentin richardson / sneaker pimps / brooklyn projects skateshop / mike epps
episode 6: terrell owens / dave white / trick daddy
episode 7: magic johnson / paul "p-rod" rodriguez / nelly
episode 8: alife rivington club / fabolous / michael vick / hoops for hope / season 1 favorite
Thursday, June 01, 2006
It's The Shoes
Please. If anyone has ESPN, can they please Tape/TiVo/Windows Media Centre this show for me.
bro-down boogie
Good to see bro-down mode is in full effekt! We all know thugs (and mugs) need hugs too...!
So far, bro-down - check, tunes - check, proddy - ???
To balance out the deep and meaningful, it's time to cave in to our urges for consumption and flip to the vacuous tip.
How many times do we get told every week(let alone every month) by local politicians, journalists and celebrities that Melbourne/Sydney is a leading edge international city and it's world class this and that? The answer would be a figure that is lower than the number of times you get subtly reminded that we hardly register a blip on the world radar. Proof? Well, neither Medicom nor Paul Smith are showing us down under folks any love. How can it be possible to get excited about the World Cup? I demand my Viduka 1000% bearbrick now!
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