Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Can i be your freind?
I have a problem with making friends with people that have just recieved black eyes.
No one wants to hang around a pussy thats licking its wounds. Even if that sounds good.
No tall man i dont want to be your friend.
Enough already with the yankee caps.
We get it, New york is the fuckng ish.
But seriously your one clever tshirt design away from random thought number 1.
No tall, fat man your are not a ladies man.
Asian men are already femine enough.
Your over doing it just by taking it in the ass.
Dont get me started on the make-up.
No Asian man, NO.
Posted by left handed at 7:29 PM
Does any one out there know where the line between street le chic and trailorpark androgeny really is? ive been looking for it for ages and all i got was this lousy scalf?
edit by plc:
fuck that little emo bitch. suck my balls faggot
i wish u were dead
who says i have a problem with hate?
Posted by joe.louis at 11:19 AM
Found this online somewhere, with all the stuff that's been going on at the moment i thought it needed to be shared... rdj
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, we were all over each other and just when I was ready to pound nails through two inch plywood she looks up at me and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
Posted by RDJ at 1:25 AM
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Quiz Night -AK:NZ 2002, maybe?
shit was mad intense son, the first prize was a $150 drink card and second last won a drink card too. u know how much i like drink cards. we never won but, when we knew we had no chance we would aim for second last and would ALWAYS come last.
Heres Jazmo in the heat of the quiz
Posted by Pete Le Creep at 11:26 AM
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Right here is the main man behind Melbourne! When he isn't taking his private Jets to D-Town, Sipping the finest aged Scotches and hitting the maddest hoes, He's here chilling at CLICK CLICK! The dude is 5yrs ahead of everything, He even supplies me with music!!!
Note: Cup is actually a Crystal tumbler and that aint Juice or Beer, it be the Krissy Kris Kristal!! He doesnt care if jigga gave up the goods, more for him!!
Anyways new mix is up enjoy peeps:
CWD Dattebayo Mix #3 - 26-6-06 - 42 Megs - 36mins
1. REMY MA Everday Im Fuckgin Him
2. JUELZ SANTANA Oh Yes
3. MANNISH MAN Chill
4. 8BALL & MJG Relax & Take Notes
5. RICK ROSS Blow
6. LUPE FIASCO Kick Push Juicy Remix
7. YOUNG CASH Uno Dos
8. RICH BOY f/SNOOP Break A Nigga Off
9. LUDACRIS Stand Up (Aristocrat Remix)
10. FONZWORTH BENTLEY Since I Was 9
11. LADY SOVEREIGN Gatheration
12. YING YANG TWINS Wiggle Than Move
13. PUBLIC ENEMY Bring The Noise (Aristocrat Remix)
14. M.I.A. Pull Out The People (Pro Ho Remix)
15. JOKERS OF THE SCENE Juggle It
16. COUSIN COLE All Over My Head
17. ARISTOCRAT Nerd Anthem
18. CIARA Get U
19. NELLY FURTADO Glow
20. YEAHYEAHYEAHS Gold Lion (Diplo Remix)
21. BONDE DE ROLE Melo De Tabaco (Jokers Of The Scene Remix)
22. JUtiCE Waters Of What You Know
23. SCENARIO ROCK Skitzo Dancer (MSTRKRFT Remix)
24. DIGITAL MYSTIKZ Earth In A Hot
Posted by seedoubleyoudee at 9:34 PM
Monday, June 26, 2006
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Here's a link to a vid of a fight that took place at my cousin's school. You know youtubes blown the hell up when lame scraps at the school a few blocks away from you gets put up on the webternet. Don't know who put this package together but whoever put a Hilary Duff track over the closing credits gets my vote for cornball of the year. Joint runner ups goes to those two boys.. lemme get this straight - they do not represent D-town!!! ha ha ha
Posted by Wozka wozka at 6:30 PM
Friday, June 23, 2006
My best mate and I decided to rebuild a Mazda RX3 together. It's been almost 4 long years full of head fucks, lots of $$$$ and time wasters. Finally two weeks ago the beast was ready to go for a spin. Peep the pic of the car above. My mate took it out earlier this week and the boys in blue pulled him over only to christen the car with a canary. FUCK!!!
Got off quite lightly, so shouldn't complain about it.
Posted by three stripes at 11:43 AM
so yeah shit has been quiet on the "seedub" front, i have been busy rockgin shit(re: spank rock @ espy, my 30min warm up set turned into 1.25 hrs.. HOT DAMN i say!!) and partyin up as per normal, new mix out by end of this weekend with bangers that will make josh even like heheh.
im up to sydney on 14th to 16th, then for ro shambo on 29th, but in between there may be something else "on the hush" that will make peeps freak out!! ca-lea-ritell?? thats all im saying!
leave some really bad comments if i dont have the mix done by sunday(that means you thommy!!). so yeah anyways the flyer yeah, im playing, its mitsubishi mans bday jumpoff so we will be playing his theme song "hustlin" all night long!! oh and if they have a mic, it will be game on too!! if your in melbourne pop down and no you dont need your mascara, despite what pete says, hey if woz comes down i cant see why you cant, stop sippin on the haterade.. you never know we'll hook you up with some 17yo!! hahaah
did i mention that i love sydney?? just dont mention this to my ex-ex....
(i hate stalkers!!!)
downloads you know you need(right clicky clicky!!):
Nelly Furtado & Ricky Ross "Promiscous Remix"
Rick Ross "Hustlin (Benzi Refix)"
Ying Yang Twins - Wiggle Then Move (Prod. by Collipark)
Rich Boy's "Break A Nigga Off"
Remy Ma - Everday I'm F**king Him "
yeah no worries seedub. haha thanks an peace.
Posted by seedoubleyoudee at 2:25 AM
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
WHAT UP WHAT UP?!?
MELBOURNE HEADS, GET DOWN THIS SAT NIGHT JUNE 24 & SHAKE YOUR BOOTY TO THE TUNE OF 6 ARTISTS WORK AND A BUNCH OF BOOZE AND MUSIC!
COME BY AND SAY WHATS UP. HEY ILL BE THERE, AND YOU ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO FLESH OUT THIS CYBERSOCIAL-LIFE SHIT. GET ON IT!
Posted by joe.louis at 12:16 PM
Monday, June 19, 2006
Fed Square this morning was some crazy shit. 4am in the morning and the city looked like this.
Been slacking off on the blog these days, too busy World cuppin! The air-horns, flares and drums were cool. However, the ground level commentary was priceless.
Quotes of the night
Wog girl #21371 "Oh my god. I so wanna f**king ride him. He is so hot!" (When the camera zoomed in on Mark Viduka after he botched yet another pass)
Wog boy #87271 "He is a gun. He is a gun. He is such a gun. No, wait. He's a machine gun. A f**king bazooka." (Following a easy save made by Mark Schwarzer)
'Fast' food anyone?
Posted by Wozka wozka at 8:45 PM
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Friday, June 16, 2006
Thursday, June 15, 2006
I just read this article in The Age and thought that it was pretty funny!
Why would an issue such as circumcision have to brought to be settled in the court house?The dad in the story argues that getting circumcised will cause some kind of physical and psychological damage, but the mum argues that it is to prevent pain that the kid goes through!
Would something like that ever come up in ur household....would the words "If we cant settle this....we will fork out money, employ lawyers and waste the time of a judge to settle a simple dispute!" Next thing you know your bringing your wife/girlfren to court just cause a simple decision like what to have for dinner cannot be decided?
Its time we went back to the good old days where a decision is made and everyone agrees on it without a third party involved!sure there will sometimes be losers from the outcome of the decision...but i am sure the same person will not always get the short end of the bargain and will come out on top sometimes as well!If u are....ur being pushed around n stand up for your right!
Posted by Jason at 10:07 PM
argh! what is this thing??? where am I??? holy sheet!
too tired from seeing Poland suck ass! too tired from telling my cru of 45+ year old cru of incompetant morons (including premier league star Wyne Rooneys uncle) wtf to do every 2 minutes and disciplining them with a fork to the forhead!
somebody tell me!!!!
Posted by Abullah the Butcher at 1:20 PM
The bell can't save him now!
Also, all this fuss about the World Cup has unfairly taken attention from a much more deserving world event- the World Chess Beauty Contest... Vote on chess hotties here!
Yeah, I think I've hit the end of the net, but at least its not lizard people...
Posted by kwality at 10:28 AM
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
I'm still riding the wave of euphoria following Australia's triumph over Japan. Really not feeling all these Australiasians jockriding Team Japan. Ungrateful bastards!
Here's a kinda amusing article about Japanese fans fighting amongst one another, with some accusing each other of smiling even though Japan lost. It's only football kids!!! ha
Get your trivia on and read up on the history of the soccer ball as well as the ball that's being used at this year's World Cup. The ball differs from previous designs in having just 14 curved panels, rather than the 32 that has been standard since the 1970 World Cup. In another first, the panels are bonded together rather than stitched. It is claimed to be rounder and to perform more uniformly regardless of where it is hit, and being almost waterproof.
Marais have a half price sale that started yesterday. It doesn't officially start until the 19th so you've gotta mention it to the staff. Get your avant garde steez on.
Interesting research paper that tracks all the brands that have been name-dropped in Top 20 Billboard songs. Unsurprisingly, the entrants within the Top 10 include Mercedes, Nike, Hennessy and LV. Biggest name dropping artiste honours goes to Fiddy, Luda and the Game.
Kostas will be in Melbourne tomorrow night to launch his new exhibition at Someday Gallery.
Thought provoking article which asserts that 2012 to 2018 is the time when the power structure of the world, much of which dates from World War II, is likely to crumble.
Posted by Wozka wozka at 12:10 AM
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
When times get tough in the ghetto, one commodity is coverted above all others. for nearly 3 decades, poor old crack cocaine has suffered the blame, not to mention the most debilitating proverbial dis' to its rep from authorities world over. the indians are smoking their peace pipes, isrealites are on an unrelenting acid pilgrimages to asia, the saudi's are sniffin anthrax, the spanish love that hashish and the dutchies love their mushies. but apparently all the niggers want is a bit a vanilla-choc! get ya gaytimes while ya still can!!
Posted by joe.louis at 1:27 PM
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Friday, June 09, 2006
This is Mason Camo's Bichir(polypterus delhezi) called Gus. This fish x crocdile hybrid thing is still doing what it did 2,000,000,000 years ago, fucking shit up. It sneaks up on its prey (fish) and attacks it full cs style chomping it in two! The sound of this is so great that it can be heard in about a 5 metre vicinity!! If you know where to look hard enough you can have one too!(here ya go woz $!)
Yeah so i had a whole heap of new music and some stuff i just wanted to hear in a mix so here it is, i was real bummed out the way it turned
out too, i guess just over critical cuz i like that shit tight, here is "dattebayo 2", im trying to squeeze as many songs as i can in 35mins
i ended up with 24(actually 26 + 2 x remixes of pro.girl) so yeah have a listen, I know some of the mixes are a bit off, but if youve heard me live
then it dont really matter, oh yeah i have an excuse too, i spun at lucy Lui's party on sat night and was a lil innebriated and left one of my butter rugs there, so i bought some new ones and i hadnt "broke em" in yet.
DATTEBAYO MIX #2 d/l here! (39meg)
1. Promiscious Girl - Nelly Furtado(original + sik remix + ?)
2. Encore - Jay-Z (Catchdubs Remix)
3. Tell Me When To Go - E-40 (rawdeluxeshitmix)
4. Black Sheep - Jonny Blaze
5. Bounce That - Girl Talk
6. This Is Crazy - Chris Cole
7. Gyrate - Da Musicianz
8. Stand Up Tall - My Gay Husband
9. Maneater - Nelly Furtado
10. Thank Me With Your Hands - MSTRKRFT
11. Paris - MSTRKFT
12. Dippin On Chrome - So Fresh
13. Rock Bottom - Pitbull
14. Where You At? - Tyte Work
15. Nike Airs, Crisp Tee's - Rick Ross
16. Respect My Fresh - Kinfolk
17. Good Googly Moogly - Project Pat
18. Ridin High - Dre feat. Rick Ross
19. Run Tell The DJ - R. Prophet
20. Neva Eva - My Gay Husband
21. If You Scared - Hatian Fresh
22. Bumpin On My Block - Ray j feat. Scarface
23. I'm Da Man - E-40
24. Re-Up Anthem - Clipse
Last thing too, if you havent bought A-trak's "Live from vancouver mix" from september 2005, here it is for you to d/l here and peep here while your waiting for it.
Posted by seedoubleyoudee at 4:25 PM
Thursday, June 08, 2006
U like Jessica Alba?I know for a fact a couple of guys on this blog loves her!here are more reasons to like her:
She will get on the green in less strokes than u on the 8th hole
She'll protect ur ass when u get mugged
You'll be a pudgy mother fucker after 3 months
Take a few minutes of ur time today and enjoy what MTV and god has given to us!
Posted by Jason at 12:04 AM
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
New Lily Allen mixtape is out. It's a fresh smorgasboard of her own original material mixed in with choice tracks that genre hop from grime and folk to 2-step (!) and Japanese rnb.
Interesting interview with Joe D admitting the Darko pick was a f**k up and of the plans for Detroit coming into the 06/07 season
Could the NBA be on the verge on mounting a comeback? I thought this season's playoffs were the most exciting in recent memory. Apparently, this season's attendance levels were the highest in league history.
Still on the bball tip, $ is on the next cover of SLAM. First time he's been interviewed by SLAM too.
According to University of Queensland scientists, people are more 'easily persuaded' after a cup of coffee. Their conclusions sound pretty flimsy though.
That's it for now. To use some corporate terminology on you lurkers, gotta 'step up' and 'add value'...ha. You guys have got nothin for me to f**kin read!
Posted by Wozka wozka at 6:59 PM
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Monday, June 05, 2006
Sunday, June 04, 2006
The latest Dangerdoom collab, Occult Hymn EP, is up for download. It's solid but there's no serious fireworks a la Madvillainy. Can't wait for Madvillainy 2 to drop later this year.
The Premo x Christina Dirrrty Aguilera collabo is finally out. It real dusty and throwback , sounding more like a Mark the 45 King or Muro joint. It's surprising to think that dude sounded real progressive when he was on the come up (e.g. Manifest). Nonetheless, the stop start horn stabs are kinda addictive and I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up being the biggest single of Premo's career.
Trailer to the Ghostrider flick starring Nic Cage and Eva Mendes is here. Obviously, this Marvel comic adaptation was shot in Melbs for a good few months last year. The CGI looks sub-standard and Cage has never been convincing as a action hero. Might peep it anyway since they shot a few scenes near my old office and my bus stop.
Posted by Wozka wozka at 11:05 PM
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Ok to celebrate the tour of Spank Rock in australia in 2 weeks time, a lovely friend of mine has sent me these links from a live show of his @ Notting Hill Arts Club in London. The set seems very short and not very polished (to my ears), so hopefully the Aus live show will be a lil bit different(?), hopefully hustle some cdr's off the BaltimoreBassConnection crew there as well. Is anyone with me that the only good tracks are the ones that feature Amanda Blank? That is wifey material right there! Her flows are so sick(peep the double time gutta trash mouth flow on "Bump" Big Sime knows what i'm talking about).
Also in the pipeline for tours to Oz from the Bmore scene are Aaron La Crate(Milkcrate Athletics) & (aforementioned) Amanda Blank. So "shotgun" marriage proposals!!!
01 - Bump
02 - Competition
03 - Rick Rubin
04 - BBC Interlude
05 - Put That Pussy On Me
06 - Sweet Talk
07 - Backyard Betty
heres the details for the melbourne gig:
When: Thursday, June 15, 2006
Time: 8:00 - late
Line-up: 'Spank Rock + Evet Jean (Opulent), DJ Woody', CWD.
Cost: $20 + BF
I've got a whole heap of new dirty south and bmore bangers too, i'll link that ish on the next blog.
I'm out. Have to play a favela rock house party in an hr, im still hurting from last night.
Posted by seedoubleyoudee at 8:47 PM
Friday, June 02, 2006
The Beatles. White album (1968)
Its funny, ive never been a huge Beatle fan but ive always felt that their overall sound is universally familiar. With that said ive been trying to string together the first memories I had of this album. It goes way back to a point where the memory feels but does not see, something to do with my childhood, my mother and winter.
Approximately a year ago a friend passed on a disc mixing tracks of this album with global hailed Jay-Z's final effort for wax the 'Black album' (see Dangermouse). Although the mastering of this project was less than above par Dangermouse’s ear for sampling for both parties tends to be almost seamless. However short, I enjoyed the aptly named 'Grey album'.
Lately ive been straying from hip-hop sleepwalking towards rock, focusing on the late 60's to late 70's. Ive found the experience very fulfilling, where, quite frequently i wil find a soul for the body of many hip-hop producers ill-sampled careers.
A lot of people criticise the 'White album' for being too long stressing that if the double disc were summarised to a single it would achieve the same overall goal without the pit-stops. I guess one could see this as a shortcut, however, I feel the journey is always more important than the finish line.
Peep track 13 Rocky Racoon it’s a good one.
A fresh white t-shirt. (Maybe even a fresh pair of white socks?)
Regardless of the phenomena that seems to be sweeping over Southern style hip hop a fresh white t-shirt for me has always been (and always will be) the peace de la resistance on any wardrobe. Apt for any scenario I can imagine myself in, the white t-shirt symbolises something beautifully minimal. A good friend once told me quite simply 'less is more’. Later she told me she had quoted the famous minimalist architect Ludwig Mies van der Rohe. To this day I try to approach all things in this manner. It’s all too common for me to be at conversation with a friend where they’ll be telling me their problems. Usually these perplexity's can be easily concluded/deduced quite effortlessly. A balance of complicated questions with the most basic of answers. However it is possible for the reverse to apply where white becomes black. Coming to grips with this concept is confusing by nature but think about the big picture for a moment. The resolution is important, and, if the resolution is theoretically obvious than the means are somewhat irrelevant. Consider a spider’s purpose in life. Its most primal function is to feed yet the means of getting there introduce all types of unexpected processes. The web acts as a manifestation of confusion, but does it confuse the user or the creator? Spider or fly? Sometimes it’s quite realistic to look at problems with simple clarity while at other times spiders need to be tangled in their own webs.
(A fresh pair of white socks feel incredible after wearing the same ones for half a week)
White German Shepard.
I came across this the other day.
Costa blanca. Spain's white coast.
I travelled through here in 2004. It was summer.
'Costa Blanca takes up the stretch of Mediterranean coast that corresponds to the province of Alicante, a great example of what is known as Mediterranean landscape.
The traveller can choose any part of this coastline, from the liveliest, most cosmopolitan stretch to areas that still maintain a rural feel. Wherever you decide to go, try to visit the neighbouring regions where you can discover the beautiful Mediterranean landscape. The horizons of the Costa Blanca feature many different types of attractions ranging from the valleys, where the memory of its Moorish past is kept alive in its terraced vegetable gardens, to the palm trees. The climate is also variable. The temperature is generally mild – the annual average being slightly higher than 17ºC – with little rainfall, and in the northern mountains in the area, the rainfall is logically higher than that registered in the lowland surrounding Elche and Orihuela. The combination of almond tree fields, vineyards, orchards and magnificent palm trees creates a type of vegetation that is unique in Europe'
The smaller beaches are amassing.
Are much better than black ones.
Posted by left handed at 1:56 PM
It's gotta be the shoes.............
episode 4: dwayne wade / russell simmons / flight club new york en meer
episode 5: quentin richardson / sneaker pimps / brooklyn projects skateshop / mike epps
episode 6: terrell owens / dave white / trick daddy
episode 7: magic johnson / paul "p-rod" rodriguez / nelly
episode 8: alife rivington club / fabolous / michael vick / hoops for hope / season 1 favorite
Posted by JBo at 11:15 AM
For all of us in aus who dun get espn2....we have to resort to downloadin n watchin it on the comp with not so optimum resolution....but u know wat they say:"beggars cant be choosers"
Posted by Jason at 1:08 AM